tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515197377414839772024-02-08T07:31:48.803-08:00Che poi io volevo lavorare in radiomontaleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11944698727474821868noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-851519737741483977.post-59521395026716586112013-04-21T12:25:00.002-07:002013-04-21T12:26:03.322-07:00Se Marzo è pazzerello, anche Aprile non scherza un cazzo.<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b style="background-color: orange;"><br /></b></span>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b style="background-color: orange;">Il 20 Aprile 2013 Giorgio Napolitano è diventato il primo uomo ad essere eletto Presidente della Repubblica italiana per due volte di seguito. La sua nomina non é stata indolore...</b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Capezzone: </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">"<i>Con la Gabanelli al Colle le manette diventerebbero il simbolo dell'Italia</i>". Con Gino Strada le</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> mitragliate alle gambe.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tutto sommato Bersani poteva proporre un nome peggiore di Franco Marini.</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Ah no, Lapo non ha ancora cinquant'anni.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Non può essere </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Marini </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">la "<i>sorpresa epocale</i>" promessa da Bersani</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">. Finite 'ste elezioni confesserà di essere donna.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lite tra </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bondi</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> e Crosetto,</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> "<i>Vergognati, pezzo di merda</i>". Ma non è chiaro chi dei due sia "Vergognati".</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">(La </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Boldrini </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">starà rimpiangendo il giorno in cui le hanno affibbiato 'sta rottura di cazzo.)</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Prodi</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> prende molti meno voti del totale degli elettori del centrosinistra. Al Pd</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> non basterebbe il 130% dei seggi per garantire un governo stabile.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Rosi </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bindi </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">dimessa. Oddìo, molto in tiro non l'ho mai vista.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bersani</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">: "Uno su quattro ha tradito". Perfino a Cristo andò meglio.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange;"><b><span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">"<i>I traditori andrebbero inseguiti con un bastone</i>", ha detto Franceschini</span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">. Occultando trentatré monete d'oro.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">(In questo momento non vorrei essere nei panni dei poveri bambini del Mali, presi a calci da </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Prodi</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> per sfogarsi.)</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Il </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pd</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> chiede a </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Napolitano</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> di candidarsi. Dopo avere incassato il no di </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ramsete</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">III</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">.</span></b></span><br />
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<b style="background-color: orange; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">L'ottantasettenne Napolitano rieletto Presidente. Alla fine la Morte gli ha preferito l'Italia.</b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>Napolitano eletto alla sesta votazione, nel 2006 ne servirono 4. A imperitura memoria i dieci bozzi sulla fronte di D'Alema. </b></span></span><br />
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<b style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">All'annuncio dell'elezione di </span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Napolitano, Bersani</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> ha pianto. Inzaccherandosi le scarpe col latte versato.</span></b><br />
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<span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Il Pd smentisce il pianto di Bersani. Ma non il latte versato.</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b style="background-color: #f6b26b;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Il Pd</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> smentisce ufficialmente che Bersani</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> abbia pianto. E che sia un uomo buono.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: orange; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Roma, Vito Crimi scende a calmare i manifestanti del M5S. Non lo facevano dormire. </b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b style="background-color: #f6b26b;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Certo che ora il Pd dovrà proporre qualcosa di veramente nuovo e clamoroso per convincere i suoi elettori a non votare M5S. Ad esempio, io </span><s style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none; white-space: pre-wrap;">#</s><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none; white-space: pre-wrap;">alleprossimevotopdsolose</span></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b style="background-color: #f6b26b;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Rosy Bindi</span><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> si accende una scorreggia in Parlamento.</span></b></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>D'Alema va a lavorare in un call center della Telecom serba.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>D'Alema si taglia i baffi. E li ingoia.</b></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>Scalfarotto confessa di chiamarsi Oscarotto.</b></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #f6b26b; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Berlusconi è sorpreso a letto con un'amante. Coetanea.</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: cyan; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;"><span style="background-color: blue; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><i>La seconda battuta sul latte versato è un lab di @filipio_, quella su Vito Crimi di @heliandros.</i></b></span></span><br />
<span style="color: cyan; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;"><span style="background-color: blue; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b><i>Segnalo inoltre che la battuta su Ramsete III ne ricorda una precedente di @enzofilia.</i></b></span></span><br />
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